STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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