Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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