You're my little dorito
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
