my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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