We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she peed on how many people?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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