From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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