He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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