physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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