yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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