i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
