3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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