Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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