I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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