ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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