is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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