Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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