Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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