I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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