drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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