Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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