so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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