I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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