what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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