and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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