Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
only you would photoshop your dick
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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