i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Oh god it's open bar.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
