scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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