My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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