Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm bleeding and have questions
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
