3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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