You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
love makes seman taste better
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Randomize
