My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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