what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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