D3 body, D1 cock
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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