Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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