Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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