No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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