Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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