everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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