Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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