Do vagina's smell?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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