I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
