i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
We need to get me chipped asap
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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