ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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