May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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