sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My vagina is very pro this idea
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