Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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