so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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