You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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