everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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