i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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