let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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